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Dearest Martha,

I write to you from the cold wastes of Earth on the first day of the New Year, 2023, the third year of war, and so close to your own child’s decanting date that it pains me to think on thee. The machines have been unkind to this planet and I hope you are well situated on Mars where it is safe. The men in the platoon — Dutch, Brooklyn, Dandy and French — all send a cheerful “Hello.” I think they are jealous that you are human.

I must tell you something, dearest Martha, as I feel I’ve been remiss in maintaining our marriage smart contract. I met here a machine, an Autoblow A.I., with which I had the briefest of dalliances. The robot, made by humans in the last century, approached me in a time of great pain. Zimmerman had just been destroyed by an ion cannon and I saw his flesh burn and his lungs become a meaty particulate. I could still taste him when the Autoblow offered me a night of solace and, Martha, I’m sorry to say I took it.

It was more human than human, Martha, but my shame will never end. The product, which cost $129 in original Earth dollars, came with two sleeves that simulated different parts of human anatomy. The robot had a unique system that grasped and pulled at my turgidity in ways that simulated real human contact. My body wracked with fear, pain and guilt, I let it stroke me to issue with its A.I.-powered smarts. Then, face burning, I escaped back to the barracks and slept fitfully, exhausted and morally broken.

And so I pray, Martha, that you will forgive me. I know that the robots killed your parents and that your hatred for them knows no bounds. But Martha, dear, understand that in that moment, on the streets of Old Singapore where the lights flicker with each cannon blast and the radiation rises like steam from the old sewers, I did not think of anything but my own loss and the deep sadness I feel for having left you and our embryo. This war will be over soon and we will soon return to each other’s arms. I will forget this scandalous experience and I hope you will be able to, as well. Until then, Martha, look to this far blue star and think of me as I was before this disgusting behavior. I dream of the happiness we will share. The Autoblow meant nothing to me and you mean everything.

Your husband,
Miso Kale Post Malone

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iOS and iPadOS 17 drop support for iPhone X, first iPad Pros, and other old devices

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Enlarge / StandBy and other iOS 17 features won’t be coming to some older iPhones.

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Apple sometimes releases new operating systems without changing the system requirements—but this year isn’t one of those years. The iOS 17 update will drop support for several older phones that can currently run iOS 16: 2017’s iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus, and the original iPhone X.

Apple’s system requirements list the “iPhone XS and newer,” which should encompass the iPhone XR and all subsequent iPhone X-style notched iPhones, plus the 2nd- and 3rd-generation iPhone SE.

The iPadOS 17 update also drops support for most of the pre-2018 devices that iPadOS 16 still supported, including the 5th-gen $329 iPad and the very first 12.9- and 9.7-inch iPad Pros from 2015 and 2016. All other iPad Pros, the third-generation iPad Air and later, and the 5th-generation iPad mini and later will all run iPadOS 17, though the older a device is, the more likely it is to miss out on a handful of newer features (like Stage Manager).

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Most of the iPhones and iPads supported include an Apple A12 Bionic chip or newer (or, for newer iPad Pros, M1 or M2 processors). The 6th-generation iPad and its A10 chip is the sole exception—these cheaper iPads usually use hardware that’s a few generations old to keep the price down.

As for Apple’s other iOS-related platforms, watchOS 10’s system requirements don’t change much. It will still run on any Series 4 or newer Apple Watch, but it does require an attached iPhone running iOS 17. If you have an older phone that can’t upgrade, you won’t be able to run watchOS 10 even if your watch hardware meets the requirements.

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Apple reveals Vision Pro, a AR/VR headset unlike any other

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CUPERTINO, Calif.—After years of speculation, leaks, rumors, setbacks, and rumblings of amazing behind-the-scenes demos, Apple has made its plans for a mixed reality platform and headset public. Vision Pro is “the first Apple Product you look through, not at,” Apple’s Tim Cook said, a “new AR platform with a new product” that “augments reality by seamlessly blending the real world with the digital world.”

“I believe augmented reality is a profound technology. Blending digital content with the real world can unlock new experiences,” Cook said.

The headset, which looks like a pair of shiny ski goggles, can be controlled in a “fully 3D interface” without a handheld controller. It solely uses your eyes, hands, and voice as an interface, and the unit lets you “control the system simply by looking.” Icons and other UI elements react to your gaze, and you use natural gestures like tapping your fingers or a gentle flick to select them—no need to hold your hands awkwardly in front of you constantly.

In video demonstrations, Apple showed users walking around and grabbing things from a fridge without taking the headset off. And to further keep you from feeling isolated while wearing the headset, a system called EyeSight will display your eyes when someone is nearby, conveying “a critical indicator of connection and emotion.”

Floating 2D apps can be placed to float around your “real world” space, which remains visible through the semi-transparent display. Elements in this interface will cast shadows in the real room around them and respond to light, Apple said. These apps can also “expand fully into your space,” like a pulsating 3D animation in a mindfulness app.

Apple CEO Bob Iger came out to demonstrate a number of customized Vision Pro experiences, from Disney+ support to ESPN sports broadcasts with a wide array of stats filling your room to a virtual Mickey Mouse that walks around your space.

A floating 4K Mac display will appear when users glance at their MacBook display while in the Vision Pro. From there, users can interact with use a virtual keyboard or their voice to type, or make use of a physical Magic Trackpad and/or Magic Keyboard.

While watching movies (including 3D movies) on a virtual floating screen, the device will automatically dim your surroundings to be less distracting. The headset can take spatial photos or videos with the click of a button, which you can re-experience as panoramas that you feel like you’re actually inhabiting, Apple said.

Over 100 Apple Arcade titles will be available to play via a floating screen and a handheld controller via Vision Pro “on Day One.”

This is a developing story and will be updated.

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Apple’s iOS 17 will focus on “communication, sharing, and intelligent input”

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CUPERTINO, Calif.—As has long been a tradition, Apple publicly announced the key features and other details of the next update to the iPhone’s operating system. Apple’s Craig Federighi said the new operating system would focus on “communication, sharing, intelligent input, and new experiences.”

Beginning with communication: as a follow-up to iOS 16’s customizable lock screens, iPhone users can now customize their own “contact poster” that appears on other phones when a call comes in. Posters will appear not just for calls placed via cellular or FaceTime, but with third-party VOIP services like Zoom or Skype as well.

Apple is also adding features for people who like to leave voicemails—live transcription can render text on your phone as the other person is speaking, so you can decide whether to pick up even if you can’t hear or aren’t listening to what the person on the other end is saying. And FaceTime callers will be able to leave video messages, too.

Some of iOS 17's new features.

Some of iOS 17’s new features.

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The Messages app gets a handful of minor updates, including (blessedly) improved search, audio message transcription, and new organization options for iMessage stickers; all of the iOS emoji will also be available to use as stickers. You can also easily create stickers of people using the same AI features Apple uses to separate the subjects of iPhone photos from the photo’s background.

AirDrop is picking up improvements, too. AirDrop transfers can continue over the Internet if the device you’re sending to moves out of range. iPhones (and Apple Watches) held near each other can automatically share contact information between phones, like the “Bump” app used to back in the old days.

Moving onto the “intelligent input” features, Apple is trying to make autocorrect in iOS less frustrating. The keyboard will more readily learn custom words as you type them.

A big new feature is a “Standby” mode wherein an iPhone can act as a sort of smart display. When charging and placed horizontally, the iPhone’s lock screen will display information like weather, calendar appointments, and notifications, behaving similarly to an Amazon Echo Show or a Google Nest Hub. Last year, Apple brought a (sort of) Android-style always-on display to the iPhone Pro models for the first time, but it mostly just showed the time of day.

Apple also announced iPadOS 17. The iPad’s operating system is still largely identical to iOS, so most of the new iOS features will also make their way to Apple’s tablets. But iPads will finally get a couple of missing iOS 16 features, including the customizable lock screens and the ability to put interactive widgets on the home screen. The Health app will also migrate from iPhone to iPad for the first time.

Apple’s 2023 WWDC keynote is ongoing. We’ll be filling in this post with more details, or you can follow along live here.

 

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